my-darling-boy:

18th century famous people be like: George was born the oldest of 36 children. His father was a shoe farmer and Grand Piano. At just 2 days old, he began his study of medicine and human biology at Oxford fortunately studying under Shakespeare in Berlin, Austria. Shortly after, he conducted his first successful heart transplant at 1.3 years old. He soon became an ordained priest. By the age of 4, he had married his cousin and had 5 children named Emma, all of whom became minstrels except for one who actually turned out to be Charles Dickens. By the end of his career at 28 years old he had written 11,000 books about Julius Caesar which he made into comedic plays and became a world class harmonica, guitar, and spoon player. He died of tripping on his own foot or lead poisoning at 30

desolation5row:

Bedtime Arthur doodle

birthcharts:

imagine hating kids this post was made by non-freaks gang

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

when people try to win fights with me by posting my bio its like. uproarious because theres virtually nothing in that bitch ever thats spicier than “this is how old i am and where im from” like? this isnt a wine tasting you cant just say “1993… oregon… bad year” and spit me back into the bucket you stinky hoe come up with a real argument or mind your business in your corner

honorable mention to the guy that tried to assert that he won because i “use pronouns”, not any pronouns in particular but just pronouns in general. i miss that

theautisticagender:

newdoges:

this is so fucking niche what the fuck 

kawaiilluminatii:

warlocksmith:

that episode of the X-Files where they rip the hood off of a Klansman and it was an alien

lilacbreastedroller:

shkspr:

i know this is A Meme™ but i’m being 100% genuine and honest when i say: some of you never had a glee phase and it really, really shows

eliana55226838:

brutus-red-xiii:

I CAN STOP LAUGHING!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

intrepid-moose:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

fact: today is the 94th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster

fact: today is the 98th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster

fact: today is the 99th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster

HAPPY CENTENNIAL, BOSTON MOLASSES DISASTER.

lumnch:

lady who read my nametag and loudly said “Juniper, oh I do NOT like that name” wins new award for rudest person alive